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The Silver 1 Challenge
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I have been challenged by Xuru to reach CS:GO rank of Silver 1 by January 1, 2016. He thinks I can't do it but I know I can because I believe in myself. This is a thread to track my progress and ultimately ridicule Xuru until he starts listening to Linkin Park in a dark bathroom while he cuts his thighs in self-loathing.

Currently I have the honor of sporting a Nova 3 rank, so suck it, DMGs and higher. You're truly shit and an AIDS burrito wrapped in a crunchy aspergers shell.
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Xuru has promised that if I successfully derank to Silver 1 by Jan 1st, he will pay me with a safari mesh skin. Here is a picture of the skin he has promised.
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LOL I can't wait to be slashing my way around with my new Safari Mesh Karambits with the ranks of Silver 1s in competitions this holiday season. While you are playing your LEM games and getting mad at your team and ragequitting and absorbing all of the salt from the Earth's atmosphere, I'll be chillin' with my sweet fucking knife, stabbing silvers in the back.
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What did I get myself into?
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Day 1 and I am already down a rank to Nova 2. Let that soak in.

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Here is what my new knife will look like in my hand. Drink it all in. This is why I'm hot.

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Just checking in, guys, I don't wanna leave any of you hanging but ok I am already Nova 1, my 2nd derank of the day so I am on track to get my free Safari Mesh Karambit Doppler Gut Stattrak Flip Bayonet Marble Faded AF knife.

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This is what the knife is going to look like next to my favorite doll:

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Just checking in with the groundlings. Check my new rank:

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Here is what my new knife will look like in my inventory:

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Hi. I'm helping. Surrenders are awesome.
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Ok, Xuru, you fucking win. I quit. After about 20 losses @ silver 2, I still haven't deranked to silver 1.

Solo queueing at silver 2 with all maps selected takes between 4-8 minutes to find a match. When you do find a match, you're either up against smurfs, people whose computers can't run CS:GO above 10 fps, or undiagnosed sperglord tardos. Every match being a 30-50 bomb is kinda neat though.

Playing amongst silver 1s and 2s is literally the greasy butthole of the internet. Anyone wishing to venture here will certainly need a swarm of narcotics to survive it all.

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Oh my, I never expected this to happen.
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I somehow never saw this but this is beautiful